#illuminati

leijonnaire: guys we watched this in science class today just...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:09:06 -0400

leijonnaire:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

narutwat: who u callin pinhead

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:08:10 -0400

narutwat:

who u callin pinhead

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:07:22 -0400

tacoposey: heathyr i did u a thing

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:05:51 -0400

tacoposey:

heathyr i did u a thing

tomrny: psyducked: when they let you cum inside i know my neighbors are so nice they always let...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:04:42 -0400

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

cursedloverseyes: laughawayeternity: clrama: jackleslantern: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:04:12 -0400

cursedloverseyes:

laughawayeternity:

clrama:

jackleslantern:

every skrillex song at once

THE FUCKING DROP

The war for Cybertron has begun…

dotcore: Nintendo.by Frederik Wiedel.

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:02:49 -0400

dotcore:

Nintendo.
by Frederik Wiedel.

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas...

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:12:16 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 19:11:34 -0400

everaftertrencher: lesb1an: keepmyheadabove: Animal fun...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 03:44:47 -0500

everaftertrencher:

lesb1an:

keepmyheadabove:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

What cuties

my friend’s cousin has one of these and its ‘bathing dust’ is vanilla scented and the chinchilla is obsessed with the stuff

quarrymen: I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 03:43:45 -0500

quarrymen:

I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.

I’m a twin.

I didn’t win.

It was a draw.

photographyishype: is that glen from walking dead

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 03:43:44 -0500

photographyishype:

is that glen from walking dead

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Sun, 03 Mar 2013 03:43:43 -0500

bwandon-castillo: cyaloser: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa...

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 02:31:07 -0400

bwandon-castillo:

cyaloser:

can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

Click this paragraph if you want a blog to make you laugh.

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 02:29:04 -0400

Click this paragraph if you want a blog to make you laugh.

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Sat, 18 Aug 2012 02:12:33 -0400

Got a new phone y’all.  (Taken with Instagram)

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 23:50:30 -0400

Got a new phone y’all.  (Taken with Instagram)

Made it to the top with the homies  @jerbeaaar, Josh, and...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:50:07 -0400

Made it to the top with the homies  @jerbeaaar, Josh, and Michael. (Taken with Instagram)

catdac: andrewbreitel: can we just WHHHYY

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 17:29:16 -0400

catdac:

andrewbreitel:

can we just

WHHHYY

Ohmahgawd. This video and the sheep video are FUNNY!  (Taken...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:38:52 -0400

Ohmahgawd. This video and the sheep video are FUNNY!  (Taken with Instagram)